For The Comcast

For The Comcast

(Sung to the tune of Lady Gaga's 'Alejandro')

Spoken: I know that we are young. And I know we are both pretty broke. But I just can't go on being in your debt anymore… For the Comcast.


I just paid bills
I’m almost cashless
But I’ve still one bill to pay, one bill to pa-ay

Want to pay you
And be even
Before the debt gets big, and out of ha-and

You know that I love you, Lady
Hot like Puerto Rico, Crazy
There’s one thing we gotta do – nothing to lose…

I wanna pay
My share today, for the Comcast
I pull my weight
I pull my weight, bills get paid fast

Don’t wanna hide, when bills are mine
I’d rather pay all of my fines
I wanna pay
My share today, for the Comcast

For the Comcast
For the Comcast
Commy-Commy-Comcast
Commy-Commy-Comcast


Spoken: Just stop. Please. Just let me pay. For the Comcast. Just let me pay!