The deadline is approaching, there isn’t enough time
You need to get your stuff done so the commercial can go live
Your boss in a frenzy, mumbling expletives so crude
Cuz others weren’t notified and now he knows he’s screwed
Hey!
Amanda’s getting nervous knowing she might be in a pickle
All she heard was boss say ‘HMMM’ and know her knees begin to buckle
She thinks she pissed off boss man or got JBE in trubs
For not knowing what was going on – only a minor flub
Whoa!
She wants to cry but does not. She wants to hide but will not.
Instead she tries to solve this situation and do as she aught.
BUT - Manda comes to realize this pickle isn’t hers
Cuz bossy was supposed to tell the other busy beavers
Hollah!
That resources were needed and needed with more time
But instead he muttered bad words and made baby Jesus cry
So even though this matter happened not cuz Amanda sucked
She’s still a little shaky that this project almost was a bust
Teriyaki!
So seeing that my friend was now okay but still distraught
I Google searched a photo to find her a happy thought
The moral of the story is, dear friends, when in doubt
Google ‘baby puppy bunny’ for the Alpha Scout.
You need to get your stuff done so the commercial can go live
Your boss in a frenzy, mumbling expletives so crude
Cuz others weren’t notified and now he knows he’s screwed
Hey!
Amanda’s getting nervous knowing she might be in a pickle
All she heard was boss say ‘HMMM’ and know her knees begin to buckle
She thinks she pissed off boss man or got JBE in trubs
For not knowing what was going on – only a minor flub
Whoa!
She wants to cry but does not. She wants to hide but will not.
Instead she tries to solve this situation and do as she aught.
BUT - Manda comes to realize this pickle isn’t hers
Cuz bossy was supposed to tell the other busy beavers
Hollah!
That resources were needed and needed with more time
But instead he muttered bad words and made baby Jesus cry
So even though this matter happened not cuz Amanda sucked
She’s still a little shaky that this project almost was a bust
Teriyaki!
So seeing that my friend was now okay but still distraught
I Google searched a photo to find her a happy thought
The moral of the story is, dear friends, when in doubt
Google ‘baby puppy bunny’ for the Alpha Scout.

Months later, this does not fall flat. It's amazing. Teriyaki!
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